Black Hebrew Israelite
Age 27, Male
Chronic masturbator
The province of PAIN
Joined on 12/31/13
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Comments
So, are you going to have a bar mitzvah?
Nah, i just stayed home after school and spent my time on NG, it was nice.
Thanks for the birthday thread, by the way.
I think i watched the Orgazmo movie on TV when i was like, 5 or something.
No prob.
I thought your evolution in the hoe boating expedition was canon.
I regressed back to being a Magikarp after doing it with one of the hoes, STD free my ass!
This one's permanent, though.
6th comment
5th reply.
yeah bitch change your username to "monster-128"
be my doppleganger
I'll do it for 50€.
"Puberty hit me like the fucking SS Anne"
I'm proud of you son :D
Remove that damn hat!
No! Everyday's Christmas if you live by the bible.
If you live by the bible you're also allowed to have slaves, impregnate your daughters and hate other religions.
Just like Christmas
Remind me to never let you take me to one of your Christmas family reunions.
"It wasn't very effective."
Finally!
At last!
Next step: Use Voodoo and Black Magic with the use of a Gyaradosite to permanently become a Mega Gyarados!
I'm not a fan of his Mega-Evolution. He looks silly.
To be honest I don't like Mega Gyarados' typing. Gyarados deserves to be a Dragon type! Gyarados should get another Mega Evolution that's a Water & Dragon type with an ability that negates both Dragon-type moves and Fairy-type moves that are used against it!
Still, the current water/dark type is better than his old water/flying one.
Well, never saw that one coming.
Guess you finally used Splash enough times, huh?
To hell with splash, i've got hyper beam now!
FIGHT THE FIGHT 2015
Oh yes, there will be blood.
10/10 would evolve again.
It was like going through puberty.
Teddiz
Yay! ^^
Radaketor
Yay indeed, i am no longer a laughing stock.