Total Medals Earned: 3,007 (From 525 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,960 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/205 points)
(Score 500) Hooray, you know how to play!
Thanks for playing this game ten times. Now Jon has something to do tonight.
(Score 1000) You're starting to get the hang of it!
Clicking that doesn't do anything!
(Score 5000) Either that, or we've go a problem on our hands...
(Score 9100) Sorry, couldn't help myself.
(Score 12500) Congrats. You have no life, like me.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/155 points)
Get a hole in one on the Pleasant Plains course.
Take the High Road on the Challenging Cliffs course.
Take the Low Road on the Gusty Gulley course.
Shoot the gap on the Pleasant Plains course.
Successfully finish the Pleasant Plains Course
Take a journey on the world famous Failboat!
End up in the sand 1,000 times.
End up in the water 1,000 times
Play 1000 Holes of Flat Golf
Successfully finish the Arduous Aquascape Course
Get a hole in one on the Arduous Aquascape course.
Successfully finish the Challenging Cliffs Course
Get a hole in one on the Challenging Cliffs course.
Successfully complete the Gusty Gulley Course
Get a hole in one on the Gusty Gulley course.
Complete the Pleasant Plains course in 50 strokes or less.
Complete the Arduous Aquascape course in 100 strokes or less.
Complete the Challenging Cliffs course in 75 strokes or less.
Complete the Gusty Gulley course in 100 strokes or less.
Finish the Arduous Aquascape course with a perfect shot.
Medals Earned: 11/18 (390/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Get a total of 101 fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (25/110 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/125 points)
Beat first 3 levels
Collect 10 stars
Beat first 7 levels
Beat all levels
Collect 20 stars
Collect all 30 stars
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/145 points)
Collect "PIGS" for the first time.
Follow Deathink!
Kill the flying pig!
Complete 15 levels.
Complete 29 levels.
Medals Earned: 5/8 (55/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Call a random number
Finish the game
Listen to all tracks on tape
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 16/16 (445/445 points)
Get your first coin.
Get 100 coins.
Get 10 coins.
Get 500 coins.
Get 250 coins.
Get 1000 coins.
Get 5000 coins.
Get 25,000 coins.
Get 15,000 coins.
Get 10,000 coins.
Get 7500 coins.
Get 2500 coins.
Get 50,000 coins.
Get 100,000 coins.
Get 75,000 coins.
Get 1,000,000 coins.
Medals Earned: 7/18 (35/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
See you next FALL!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)