Total Medals Earned: 3,007 (From 525 different games.) Total Medal Score: 41,960 Points
Medals Earned: 3/21 (20/380 points)
Let's take this outside!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Put em up.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/425 points)
Pause the game.
Get a game over.
Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.
Play a custom game with only jets.
Get a 20+ combo.
Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.
Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.
Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.
Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.
Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.
Beat story mode.
Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.
Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.
Beat story mode on hard.
Medals Earned: 32/33 (1,430/1,530 points)
Lift a Caribbean Reef Shark!
Your very first flight!
Your very first ride!
Lift a Nurse Shark!
Lift a Porbeagle Shark!
Lift a Sandbar Shark!
Lift a Bignose Shark
You got on the cover of Sharks Illustrated!
Lift a Goblin Shark!
Lift a Shortfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Silvertip Shark!
Lift a Blue Shark!
Lift a Lemon Shark!
Lift a Salmon Shark!
Lift a Sand Shark!
Lift a Bigeye Thresher Shark!
Lift a Bluntnose Sixgill Shark!
Lift a Bull Shark!
Lift a Copper Shark
Lift a Dusky Shark!
Lift a Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Pacific Sleeper Shark!
Uncover 6 Crabs in a row!
Lift a Silky Shark!
Lift a Basking Shark!
Lift a Great Hammerhead Shark
Lift a Great White Shark!
Lift a Greenland Shark!
Lift a Longfin Mako Shark!
Lift a Megalodon!
Lift a Tiger Shark!
Lift a Whale Shark!
Finish the game on brutal difficulty!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Survive 10 seconds!
Survive 20 seconds
Survive 30 seconds
Survive 40 seconds
Survive 50 seconds
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
The official SHOOM
Reach like 6478 O's
Medals Earned: 8/10 (350/500 points)
You have lasted an entire month!
You upgraded from a cart!
You yearn to acquire knowledge!
Staffing your shop increase profits!
You are the wealthiest merchant in the market!
You have fully upgraded your shop!
You have over 100 employees!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You kept your shop running for a year!
You are known across the lands as MasterTrader.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (90/100 points)
What's the point even trying?
Mum and dad would be so proud!
There's nothing there to delete...
No mum! I'm playing Minecwaft!
You took down 8Chan!
Medals Earned: 5/10 (125/325 points)
Hi, my name is Tom
I'd like to check myself in
Too much exposition
And your name is on it
This is in your history forever
And I just shaved, too!
Surprise!
Heh, Emily Queer, get it?
Not nerf guns this time, though.
Well aren't you special?
Medals Earned: 12/29 (75/500 points)
That's 8 bits! (Feeling nostalgic?)
The singular form of data!
Step on the arrow!
36 Groundhog Days were shown in the move "Groundhog Day".
Everybody hurts~
Let's do the Space Warp again!~
Not as cool as it sounds.
Touch a Wall!
You're not afraid of the dark, are you?
You may not want to use these too much.
See that wall? Touch it.
Reach level 13 with less than 11 deaths.
Speed run the first three levels!
Get to level 7 without a single death!
Speedrun the first 9 levels.
You don't go on these in real life. (You should!)
Thank you for playing my terrible design!
Reach the end without dying!
Medals Earned: 4/25 (25/500 points)
demon scenario
magical island master
religion scenario
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
virus scenario
robot scenario
Zombie Scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.